Since Finn likes to get up at the crack of dawn on my days off, she often showers with me. She is very talkative, and likes to point out things that are hers. One of our last showers together went as follows:
Finn: "This my poo. It for my hair."
Me: "Yes, that's your shampoo."
Finn: "This my soap. It to wash my booty. I wash my bum with it."
Me: "Yes, that's your body wash."
Finn: "What this soap for, mommy?"
Me: "That's my body wash. I use it to wash my booty."
Finn: "And you bum. You got a biiiigg bum."
She then proceeds to pat my big bum a few times for good measure.
Kids. So good for your self esteem.
